Use My Sausage???

This song is hysterical. I actually like it very much but there is no way that you can truly understand what Chrissy Hinze is actually saying. So, for your viewing/listening pleasure, I am going to post the real lyrics of this song and what I thought the lyrics were. Enjoy...


BRASS IN POCKET

GOT BRASS IN POCKET
GOT BOTTLE I'M GONNA USE IT
INTENTION I FEEL INVENTIVE
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

GOT MOTION RESTRAINED EMOTION
BEEN DRIVING DETROIT LEANING
NO REASON JUST SEEMS SO PLEASING
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE
(CHORUS)
GONNA USE MY ARMS
GONNA USE MY LEGS
GONNA USE MY STYLE
GONNA USE MY SIDESTEP
GONNA USE MY FINGERS
GONNA USE MY, MY, MY IMAGINATION

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME

GOT RHYTHM I CAN'T MISS A BEAT
GOT NEW SKANK IT'S SO REET
GOT SOMETHING I'M WINKING AT YOU
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

(CHORUS)
GONNA USE MY ARMS
GONNA USE MY LEGS
GONNA USE MY SIDESTEP
GONNA USE MY FINGERS
GONNA USE MY, MY, IMAGINATION

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION
GIVE IT TO ME

Pretenders



OK. Now here's my version with help from my sister and my friend Marian. (Don't forget to play the video while you sing our version of the lyrics!)

BRASS IN POCKET

GOT BRASS IN POCKET
GOT FIDO I'M GONNA USE IT
INTENTION I'M FEELIN MY TAIL
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

GOT MOTION EXTREME DEVOTION
BEEN DIVING DEETS ARE LEANING
NO REASON JUST SEEMS SO PRETEND
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

(CHORUS)
GONNA USE MY ARMS
GONNA USE MY LEGS
GONNA USE MY STYLE
GONNA USE MY SAUSAGE
GONNA USE MY FINGERS
GONNA USE MY, MY, MY LEGENDATION

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME

GOT RHYTHM I CAN'T MISS A BEAT
GOT NEW SKANK, SORRY
GOT SOMETHING I'M WINKING MY TAIL
GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU NOTICE

(CHORUS)

GONNA USE MY ARMS
GONNA USE MY LEGS
GONNA USE MY STYLE
GONNA USE MY SAUSAGE
GONNA USE MY FINGERS
GONNA USE MY, MY LEGENDATION

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION
GIVE IT TO ME

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL, SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION
GIVE IT TO ME

(WIGGLE WHEN YOU WALK...)

Pretenders, with creative license from Amy, Leah and Marian (drunk at Smokey Joe's)