I Don't Feel Tardy

Here it is... The last four and a half days of school of this year. *sigh*.

I can't believe it's finally here. The last month has shown me that the portal to hell CAN open up somewhere in a school and move from place to place as it chooses. The kids have checked out, heck, I have checked out! I don't want to be here any more than they do... Motivating kids who have checked out is the WORST part of the end of the year.

So, in honor of the last week of school, here is this week's Music Monday...

spoken:

"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"
"My butt, man !"

T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school.

Chorus:
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?

chorus

(guitar solo)

"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed"

~ Van Halen, Hot for Teacher